Climb on board (climb on board)
This rusty old bus (rusty bus)
We're gonna drive it right downtown
Tell me who do you love?

Well there's me and Dave and a quart of the good stuff
Nancy Joe and the gang from the drive
Crazy Ray is feeling a bit rough
Been up all night watching channel five
Neo-hippies dressed like the third world
Dr. Vigari and his one-piece band
Men and woman, boys and girls
With no immediate plans

So climb on board (climb on board)
This rusty old bus (rusty bus)
We're going to drive it right downtown
Tell me who do you love? (who do you love?)

Well there's crusty Pete from small-town Portugal
Young Ramona with the bright blue hair
Skateboard Joes drink with politicos
It might seem strange but there's something in the air
We'll dance on the roof and scream out the window
Wave at people passing by
It don't matter which way the wind blows
Baby don't ask why

Just climb on board (climb on board)
This rusty old bus (rusty bus)
We're going to drive it right downtown
Tell me who do you love? (who do you love?)

Climb on board (climb on board)
And bring Uncle Gus (Uncle Gus)
We're going to drive it all night long
This rusty old bus (rusty bus)
Hey-ey!

Half the time I think I'm crazy
Half the time I think I'm blind
But tonight I know you're going to save me
So I'm feeling fine

Don't worry baby, the driver's on the wagon
He's been that way since 1983
So step right up, stop your feet from draggin'
We'll take you where you want to be

Just climb on board (climb on board)
This rusty old bus (rusty bus)
We're going to drive it right downtown
Tell me who do you love? (who do you love?)

Climb on board (climb on board)
And bring Uncle Gus (Uncle Gus)
We're going to drive it all night long
This rusty old bus (rusty bus)

Climb on board (climb on board)
This rusty old bus (rusty bus)

Climb on board (climb on board)
This rusty old bus (rusty bus)

Climb on board (climb on board)
This rusty old bus (rusty bus)

Just climb on board (climb on board)
This rusty old bus (rusty bus)

Climb on board (climb on board)
My rusty old bus (rusty bus)....

From "Tales from Terminal City"